FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation
DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
OH MY FUCKIN GOD THE MOST AMAZING THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I SAID ABOUT POKEMON X / Y THIS WEEK
aaite, so: see that cutie up there??? so i’m sittin on my bus riding to work and i’d just put my 3ds away because i don’t wanna deal with a bunch of zubats this early in the morning when i look up and see this boy with HIS 3ds out! i figured he was playin Pokemon because it’s october 2013 and every person on the fuckin planet is playing this game
so i lowkey pull mine back out and send him a “Nice!” and a couple of O-Powers and he looks around all confused like “whoa what??” (keep in mind my hands are behind the seat in front of me so he can’t actually see that i’m holding a 3DS too heh heh heh)
so i’m sittin there like “hmm what can i do next” and i decide to send him a trade request. he looks around again, pulls out his stylus kinda clumsily and then HE ACCEPTS!!! so i try to trade him my gayest Pokemon (a male Roselia named ‘Roselio’) and he gives me an Oddish and OH MAN I JUST TRADED POKEMON WITH A STRANGER ON A BUS THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL
anyways after that we keep kinda sendin each other O-powers for a while (he still doesn’t know who/where i am) and then after a couple minutes he challenges me to a BATTLE!!!! i accept ofc
we have this a quick sorta awkward battle where he only chose 3 pokemon but i chose 6 but it doesn’t matter because his Braixen is kicking the shit out of everything i toss out. after my Farfetch’d and Plusle both faint i realize that oh frick i’m like three stops away from the bus stop i get off on!
right as i realize that, he suddenly forfeits the battle. i look up at him and he’s puttin away his headphones like he’s about to get off! wahhh
i look down at my DS and it’s like “do you wanna add trainer Matt as a friend?” and i frantically scramble to hit yes but right as i do i look up and he shut his DS and is getting off the bus
before i know it he’s gone and my DS is just sittin here like this:
i’m pretty sure this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. goodbye Pokemon trainer Matt i will take very good care of your Oddish and u will be in my heart forever my dude
Favorite Opening Credits: Orange Is The New Black
"All those eyes and mouths that make up the "Orange Is The New Black" opening credits are from real women, not actors.
Set to Regina Spektor’s “You’ve Got Time,” the credits are a montage of smiles, frowns, glares and stares of formerly incarcerated women, and other prison mainstays like barbed wire, fingerprinting, handcuffs and more.
The credits were designed, at the request of creator Jenji Kohan, to get the point across that the show wasn’t just going to be telling the story of Piper Chapman.” (x)
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
my academic career
Upholding a February 2014 ruling, a federal appeals court agreed today that Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional!
We recognize that same-sex marriage makes some people deeply uncomfortable. However, inertia and apprehension are not legitimate bases for denying same-sex couples due process and equal protection of the laws. -Judge Henry Floyd
This decision sets a precedent for the entire 4th Circuit, which also includes West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Maryland, which already has marriage equality.
This movie is a rom-com and nothing will convince me otherwise.
I really can’t say I am in any way surprised that this is the route your blog has taken.
Ehehehe. I am genuinely sorry for what I will make you go through when I get home…
haha. I’m sure I will be hearing alllllll about the subjects of your
obsession adoration. :)